Necesito un monologo sobre el presente simple en inglés quien me podria ayudar?

" Dog gonne it!

Where in blazes I LEFT my rain gear?

A'm sure I PUT it on

my saddle bag, darn it !

I GOT YESTERDAY the blasted good por not' ing saddle

and WENT to give water to ma hosse Brownie.

I member I DID "GIT" on ma hoss

and the youngster colt WAS FOLLOWING us to the creek.

Got my hat and

DIPPED it in the creek .

Darn it !

I"bet I LEFT the thing on the barn, but

where in the sam blasted hill DID I put it?

Lord, you are my pardner here in

the praire, and ma hoss Brownie is the friend I need.

Forgime Lord if

I some times FORGiT , now I know where the rain gear is!

Thank you and

as yestirday we moved to the dim trail , so today you WERE WALKING

with ma hoss Brownie and me.