Necesito un dialogo entre 2 (mujeres) con 5 intervenciones cada una pliis?

_. Hello!

. Tell me .

How was your appointment the other night?

_ : HORRIBLE!

I do not know what happened!

- _Why?

. He did not give you a kiss?

_ : Yes !

. He kissed me so hard that I got the false tooth I have up .

Then he stroked my hair and I fell a few extensions that had just put me in the hair .

- Don't tell me it ended there !

Nooo .

Then he took my face between his hands, and he bit me on the lips, as if they were plastic, and I almost exploded the collagen implant.

Also, my false eyelashes stuck in my nose .

. - And did not try anything else?

- Yes!

He began to stroke my legs, and I stopped him because I remembered that he had not had time to shave .

When he stopped, two of the false nails took off.

Then he had a breath of lust, and he hugged me so hard that he almost had my buttocks stuck in my hands, and the silicone implants in my breasts exploded.

- And then what happened?

- That he started drinking champagne in my shoe !

- Oh, how romantic!

- Romantic?

He almost died .

- Why?

- Because he swallowed the concealer of the bunion that was inside, and almost drowned.

- And after what did he do?

Can you believe that he left?

. For me, he was a fag!