A : Sorry, but where the hell is our food?
B : Yeah, we have being waiting here for about 45 minutes and it hasn´t arrived yet.
Waiter : Well, that´s not my problem, if you want your food you must stay patience.
A : I´m seriously, if my food doesn´t arrive her in sieve more minutes I´m out.
Waiter : Ok, hang on, I´m going to investigate.
(the waiter lives and after 5 minutes come back with some plates)
Waiter : Here you have.
A : You are kidding, right?
(the waiter looks at him with a weird expression)
B : Sorry, but this is not what we asked for.
Waiter : What do you mean?
B : We asked for a beef and you brought us chicken.
(the waiter takes out his notes and reads them)
Waiter : Well, you should indicate what you want, because here it says clearly chicken.
A : No, your wrong.
Waiter : NO, I´m not.
I´m always right.
B : Well, we are superior than you.
You should do what the costumers ask.
Waiter : I don´t really care about you.
A : Okey!
That´s it, I can´t tolerate you no more.
Where´s your boss?
Waiter : He´s travelling, but by the way, it´s not like I want to be here too.
I was forced to take his place after he comes back.
B : What!
You are de boss?
Waiter : No, that´s my father.
B : Oh my god
A : Okey, I´m out.
I can´t stand this man any more.
(the two costumers get out of the restaurant)
Waiter : Oh, what a shame, they seemed nice people, but I don´t need their money.
Esta bien el largo?