Hola diganme 5 chistes en inglés?
Hola diganme 5 chistes en ingles.
Hola diganme 5 chistes en ingles.
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Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark? " His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write? " Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me.
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?
"
His father said, "I think so.
What do you want me to write?
"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me.
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Jaimito le pregunta a su padre, "Papa, sabes escribir a oscuras?
"
El padre le dice "Eso creo.
¿Qué quieres que escriba?
Jaimito le contesta, "oh, sólo firmame las notas de clase".
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
Question : Why are blonde jokes so short?
Answer : So men can remember them.
Question : Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer : The box said 3 - 5 years!
How can you drown a blondie?
Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
* Espero que te sirva!
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark? " His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write? " Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me.
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