Dialogo con presente perfecto y pasado simple 15 renglones?

"So, I had this teacher named Macnamera, and her daughter Heather Macnamera went to our college.

She was a Sophomore when I was a senior so she was like two years behind me.

And one weekend she decided to trow a party at the teacher's house.

I went to the party, everyone that I have ever met was there.

And I swear, I have never seen more alcohol in my whole life.

And I walked down to the basement and they had a pole table there and one kid took a run from upstairs and threw his body unto the pole table and broke it in half.

Another kid found were the room of Miss Macnamera was and grabbed his laptop and he used it as a float in the pool.

I have never seen a party more calmly in my whole life.

"Awesome" I said.

But then the police entered into the house.

Everybody was screaming but I was too drunk to scream with them.

So I took a match and burned down the house.

The next morning everyone was talking about me.

And that's the story about how I loose my reputation.

".