Contar una historia con hechos reales y falsos en inglés?

Respuesta : Hi, my name is Gary, today I want to tell you what happened to me in that horrible attack in Japan, I honestly don't remember the date, I'm unaware of that attack, I remember that I saw a jumping pony onExplicación : Me I woke up in the hospital watching scary zombies, oof how scary I was .

I don't remember what I was doing in Japan I just remember that they were work issues, don't lose your mind.